The Safe House - Spoiler: the butler did it

[AlterntiveAntagonist]

Detective Cook H

Feelin' fine.

[Fabong]

Cook Q

no news is good news (???)

[Rik]

Granddaddy H
I want to know what the Butler was doing in Aunt and Uncle 1's room tbh

[jimbob555]

grandma 1

literally nothing to share. i know someones birthday now????

dont get too excited its not anytime soon

action: at the breakfast table i say

"i just want you all to know ive had enough. so tonight could the murderer please just come into my room and kill me. apparently my abilit- ooh errr i mean my sweets are completely useless and only seem to garner me information that holds nothing. i could literally stay in bed to the end of this and still be as about as effective. so im inviting the murderer to come kill me tonight. ill leave my door open and i dont even know who sleeps in the room with me. just please end my existance. if your game is to kill us with boredom then you have succeeded mr or miss murderer please end it all."

i then take the cornflakes in the bowl and toss it over ross and then take the dry cornflakes without milk and tip them over like i dunno a cook.. lets say 2????

ross and cook 2 i have no problem with you but in the 1 in 20 chance or however many of us left there are you are the murderer. im hoping that will send you over the edge and just end me please god. sweets

okay here is the info on the homos

Ross reveals the following.

Born on 14/4/99, you are the eldest of the three children. While at school, you met Jamie, and you both instantly fell in love. Having been in this relationship now for around 2 months, you have kept it a secret from everyone, especially your father, who was notoriously homophobic.

jamie tells you the following.

the pair of you started dating around 2 months ago. You want to tell everyone about it, but Ross is reluctant, claiming that his father, Mr H, is extremely homophobic. Understanding this, you agreed to keep it a secret until a future date.

On the night of Mr H’s murder, you were in your room with Grandfather 1. You were visited by Cook 1. You slept Badly, and heard footsteps outside during the Late Evening.

so we have three codes now. im assuming this is more useful for the murderer but "14499, 39956, and 13300"

[Met]

Ross

I never stop loving that my win condition is to keep this a secret.

[Rik]

Granddaddy H
Dunno where my son got the homophobia from because ngl I love the gays

[euan707]

dont get too excited its not anytime soon

14/4/99

I dunno, that sounds pretty soon to me...

[jimbob555]

oh for some reason i read it as september????

sure they can have a birthday party or w/e

i can see it now "win condition have a birthday party and have birthday sex. this got to be secret though."

[euan707]

Tea Time 7 has begun

Phase will last until 1100, 12.4.16

Edit: Also, Quick Links will be added to the Character List post for ease of access.

[Pineapple]

Heard nothing last night, once again.

[Rik]

Granddaddy H
I want to know what the Butler was doing in Aunt and Uncle 1's room tbh

Still waiting bub

[komodo joe]

Butler
Well sorry boyo I didn't see

As Butler I have taken it upon myself, due to my knowledge of the house, to go wandering at nights to see if I can catch any suspicious movements. I recalled Uncle 1's confession from earlier that day and thought that if I had a little peek inside his room I might be able to find something that would contribute to - or perhaps even disprove - the supposed connection between him and Mrs. H, that I could then report to The Detective the next day.

[euan707]

The Inspector has used 1 arrest ability, which result in the arrest of an innocent citizen. He has 1 remaining arrest. If used incorrectly, the game will be over and the culprit will escape.

[Nintendo Ninja]

So who'd we arrest?

[komodo joe]

Possibly Cook 2?

[MintChocChip]

The first arrest was on Uncle 2.

[Nintendo Ninja]

Any reasoning why him over Uncle 1 or one of the cooks?

[MintChocChip]

A few things suggested he had bad blood with Mr. H.

Also why would you godkill someone and then keep their character alive, like seriously.

[Nofes]

does the inspector only have a certain number of arrest warrants in his briefcase

[jimbob555]

i say we burn down the house before the kids birthday who wants some sweeties

[euan707]

does the inspector only have a certain number of arrest warrants in his briefcase

Yep. It's a small briefcase.

[euan707]

Early Evening 7 has begun

Phase will last until 2100, 13.4.16

[jimbob555]

we have a photocopier here if he wants some more arrest warrants

[Fabong]

Cook X

lack of news on my end continues in a non-suspicious manner

[euan707]

I lied.

Late Night 7 has begun

Phase will last until 1100, 14.4.16