Scenes We'd Like to See/What is the Question!

[GuitarHero]

And I would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling liberals!

[Aren142]

I realise now that the best way to express my policies is not through shouting and instead through the medium of dance.

[ZeroJones]

"Y'know, I think I'm gonna go with Popplio when Gen VII rolls around."

Not even he would be that controversial...

[Majin_Nephets]

And I would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling liberals!

Quite plausible if he loses.

[IronHide]

"Y'know, I think I'm gonna go with Popplio when Gen VII rolls around."

Not even he would be that controversial...

Litten supremacy.

[euan707]

Good evening.


In third place,

"Y'know, I think I'm gonna go with Popplio when Gen VII rolls around."

Litten for President.


Taking second,

And I would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling liberals!

Are you calling Hilary Clinton a dog?


And, in first place,

viva la Mexico

Modern day Les Mis? I'm down for that.


Thanks for playing this round folks, our next round is the first of a new type. Hope nobody's here just for the Mock The Week vibes...


Introducing the Missing Words Round. Those familiar with "Have I Got News For You" will already know how this works, but just in case you don't, here are the rules.

I'll post a headline from the round's "Guest Publication", however one or more of the words from the headline will be missing. All you have to do is suggest words to fill the gaps, with the funniest suggestions getting points. For example, the headline could be Cincinnati zoo gorilla [Missing] as boy [Missing], and you could suggest "Cincinnati zoo gorrilla shot dead as boy falls into enclosure". In this case, not particularly funny as this is the actual headline, but you get the idea.

So, without further ado, here's our first "Missing Words Round", and your headline is Man Dies of [Missing] in street attack, but what's the missing word?

To celebrate the new round, this will be a double points round! Good luck!

Also, I'd suggest writing out the whole headline with your added words when you post, it'll make a little more sense context-wise

[DarkRula]

Not posted here for a while, but new type of round? Why not?

Man dies of boogie fever in street attack.

[shy guy 64]

man dies of SONM overdose in street attack

(er..... may try again later)

[Aren142]

Man dies of shame at featuring in forum game round in street attack.

[GuitarHero]

Man Dies of EU Referendum overdose in street attack

[IronHide]

Man dies of incorrect grammar in street attack.

[ZeroJones]

Man dies of dragon punch in street attack.

[euan707]

Good evening. Sorry I'm late, just had to finish planning our kills. Us cannibals are running away with it.


In third place,

Man dies of incorrect grammar in street attack.

I live for the times when people criticize others on their "grammer".


Taking second place,

man dies of SONM overdose in street attack

I dunno, a good chunk of my mobile data goes towards this site (in particular, this thread).


And, in first place,

Man dies of boogie fever in street attack.

I know, it just kinda jumps up on y- *Boogies off into the sunset*


Thanks for sticking around for this new format, next up is a headliners, but fear not, Missing Words will now be included in the regular round rotation, alongside the traditional rounds you all know and love.

Anyway, here's a picture of a gorilla. I wonder what this round could possibly be based on...

But what does G.G.C.E. stand for?

[Aren142]

Gorilla Gets Camera Exposure.

[IronHide]

Gorilla Grabs Child, Eats

[Kriken]

Gorilla gets college education

[shy guy 64]

gorilla gains cockney endorsement

(i dont know)

[GuitarHero]

Gorilla's given children entree

[euan707]

I'm only one day late...


In third place,

Gorilla Grabs Child, Eats

You make it sound so simple


Taking second place,

Gorilla gets college education

What, did he absorb the kid's powers or something?


And, in first place,

Gorilla's given children entree

Two gorillas in a big jacket asking for one ticket to the cinema...


Our next round is a "Scenes We'd Like to See" round, and the topic is Things you didn't read in the Bible. Good luck.

[Aren142]

"Ok, guys," God proclaimed from the sky, "Apparently 10 commandments weren't enough. You guys are rebellious little eton mess who love loopholes so I've done a review and here are the new 4,038 commandments. Learn them. If not, I'm flooding your village."

[RichardUK]

Allah-hu Akbar

[Kriken]

“Let him who is without sin among you be the first to throw a stone at her. However, let anyone who has a Super Soaker fire away.”

[shy guy 64]

zeus

[IronHide]

And the Lord spoke unto thee; "Thou shalt not posteth memes from 4chan upon SONM"

[GuitarHero]

And it was all a dream.