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Scenes We'd Like to See/What is the Question!

Post by euan707 » Mon Nov 10, 2014 8:16 pm

This has passed through so many hands, but the last version was originally hosted by Numberish, Mr. Chewtoy Rai13 and The Improbableone so I'll give them credit for that.

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Ta to Jackanapes who made the banner for the last thread, that has been reused multiple times now...

Hello, and welcome all to the brand new brand new Scenes We'd Like To See thread!

As many of you no doubt know, this game was previously run on the old ONM forum but was abandoned by it's hosts and various circumstance meant that the old thread began to fall apart, with the OP being impossible to update and so everything was made up and the points didn't matter, a format which has already been copyrighted. So it's now been rebooted/remade over here, with a bright, sparkly new leaderboard and a not so bright and not so sparkly new host.

For those who don't know, this game is based on rounds from popular Panel shows, including Have I Got News for You and Mock The Week. There are four variations of rounds, the first, "Scenes We'd Like to See", works like this:

A topic will be given, for example, 'Bad Things to Say to Your Parents', and you give your funniest answers to this question, such as 'Whoops, hope you didn't like that car too much'. After a number of entries, they will all be judged with the third place gaining 1 point, second 3 and first 5. You should only use original entries.

The second variation is 'If This is the Answer, What is the Question', which pretty much speaks for itself. You will be judged on the humour in your suggestions, and awarded points accordingly.

The third variation also makes an appearance, although probably much less regularly - the also popular 'Headliners' round from the show. A picture will be posted and a four-letter-abbreviation, and you must come up with a Newspaper headline vaguely related to the picture. Will once again be judged on the humour and cleverness of the entry.

Our fourth and newest addition to the game is the "Missing Words Round", in which a headline will be posted, either from recent news or one of our numerous guest publications, with one or more words missing. You should come up with suitable replacements for these words, with the funniest being awarded points.
THE NEW AND IMPROVED RULES
Break any of these and you face sanctions so... err, don't bother.

1) Do not submit any more than two entries in a single round - this prevents spam, which unfortunately closed some old versions of the game.
2) Use ONLY original entries. This is not a game of see who can find the best quote from Mock the Week, or any like programme. We will find out if you have adapted a different answer!
3) Do not argue with the judging of the game, or accuse bias. The judgers of this game will always judge fairly, no matter who it is entering and whether they are on a winning streak or not. The author is not looked at when choosing winners.
4) Have fun! Try to be as funny as possible - this should be a funny game to read through, so entertain yourselves :wink:
Normal Forum rules apply too, so while swearing is now allowed, don't be overly offensive...

Also, if anyone wants to know, here are the results for the last round over on ONM.
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Leader Board:
1. GuitarHero - 95
2. Aren142 - 76
3. Shyguy64 - 59

4. ZeroJones - 37

5. IronHide - 32

6. Kriken - 28

7. Blaxel411 - 21

8. RichardUK - 20

9. Row101 - 16
9. PiGreat - 16

11. Vtheyoshi - 15

12. RainbowGazelle - 14

13. Kaeetayel - 11

14. DarkRula - 10

15. Majin_Nephets - 9

16. Nintendonator3000 - 5
16. Ghost - 5

18. Jezo - 3
18. FluffyKittan - 3

20. Kappa - 2

21. Crisps - 1
21. DiddyJr - 1
21. Pineapple - 1

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Post by euan707 » Mon Nov 10, 2014 8:17 pm

Round List:

1 - 100 (Series 1)
1: Bad things to say in an Interview
2: Pink and Fluffy
3: Bad things to say in a Library
4: Questions which were rejected from this year's exams
5: C.E.S.F.
6: A Present
7: Bad Things to say at a Family Christmas Dinner
8: 2014
9: 30000%
10: D.S.S.T.
11: Bad things to say during a snowball fight
12. Instantaneously
13: Bad Titles for a Legend of Zelda Game
14: Down a drain, never to be seen again
15: N.E.H.M.
16: GRcade
17: Bad things to say to your headteacher
18: A sore head
19: euan707
20: M.T.S.D.
21: Items that were rejected from the new McDonalds menu
22: Unlikely things to hear said on SONM
23: 562,842 budgies
24: The Triforce
25: C.L.K.B.
26: Unlikely things to read on a political party's manifesto
27: Rejected names for the Nintendo NX
28: Multiple Feet
29: Satoru Iwata
30: P.E.E.B.
31: Cake
32: Unlikely things to hear a maths teacher say
33: Thread Titles you didn't read in Off-Topic
34: The Next Animal Crossing Game
35: Unlikely places to see Princess Zelda
36: Election Special
37: Unlikely apps to see on my phone
38: 40%
39: Unlikely games to see at Nintendo's E3 Event
40: D.S.M.Q.
41: Bad Things to write on your CV
42: 10 Green Bottles
43: Bad things to name your child
44: Bad things to say at a wedding
45: I.E.T.S.
46: 232.798
47: Things your mother never said to you
48: EA
49: Unlikely things to read in a school newsletter
50: SONM
51: A.M.P.P
52: Pokemon that didn't make it into the series
53: A Bunch of Bananas
54: Articles which didn't make the final issue of ONM
55: 24 Young men
56: B.U.D.P.
57: Categories that didn't make it into this year's SONM Summer Awards
58: The FBI
59: 6 Magic Beans
60: P.A.N.T.
61: A Pack of Disgruntled Lions
62: Things you didn't see on BBC News
63: Bad things to say on while playing in a mafia
64: Push down then slide back up, repeat as necessary
65: Awkward Stand Off
66: A Top Hat
67: Promises which didn't make it on to Jeremy Corbyn's Leadership Manifesto
68: Things you didn't hear on the Tannoy system in the Airport
69: Things you weren't taught in Sex-Ed lessons
70: A.Y.S.C.
71: A String Quartet
72: Things you didn't see on Nintendo's latest Advertising Drive
73: Bad ideas for a Halloween costume
74: 23 Pumpkin seeds
75: W.E.F.T.
76: 2500 a day
77: Bad Things to say to the President of China
78: Things you wouldn't hear in a Period Drama
79: 31st October 2015
80: C.E.O.P.
81: 007
82: Bad things to say on the 11th November
83: Things you didn't see on the latest Nintendo Direct
84: Up to 85mph
85: C.S.O.B.
86: Things you didn't read in the Spending Review
87: At least 30%
88: Around 80 Labour MPs
89: Things you wouldn't hear on the Weather Forecast
90: C.T.B.F.
91: Things you didn't hear in the last Smash Presentation
92: Christmas Dinner
93: 2015
94: Bad Ideas For a New Year's Resolution
95: C.C.F.D.
96: Donald Trump
97: David Bowie
98: M.O.M.T.
99: Youtube
100: Unlikely names for the next Mario Kart
101: Sequels that never made it
102: The deepest darkest depths of Hell
103: Unlikely names for New Mario Kart Tracks
104: Unlikely Roles to See in a SONM Mafia
105: H.S.A.P.
106: Pokemon Moon/Pokemon Sun
107: Unlikely Job Titles
108: 300,000,000 Meters per Second
109: Unlikely titles for an Agatha Christie book
110: O.F.R.B.
111: Unlikely Names for Adele's next Album
112: 10 Dead, Hundreds Injured
113: #Pray for...
114: Unlikely Things to hear on a train
115: R.S.M.U.
116: Lifetime Imprisonment
117: Things you didn't see on David Cameron's tax return
118: Bad ideas for a birthday present
119: Unlikely things to read on junk mail
120: Q.S.O.C.
121: Retro
122: Games that Never Made it on the NES
123: Ken Livingstone
124: Things you didn't read on the Green Party's Manifesto
125: N.K.M.M.
126: Unlikely things to hear from Boris Johnstone
127: A Cold Shoulder
128: Things you haven't heard from Donald Trump
129: Man dies of [Missing] in Street Attack
130: G.G.C.E.
131: Unlikely Things to Read in the Bible
132: Seagull [Missing] After Falling Into [Missing]
133: E3 2016
134: Things you can't use as a weapon in the new Zelda
135: T.M.A.G.
136: euan707's absence causes [Missing]
137: The Euro
138: Unlikely Things to Hear During SGDQ
139: Theresa May
140: M.W.W.F.
141: Unlikely Appointments to Theresa May's New Cabinet
142: Theresa May says No [Missing] on [Missing]
143: Brexit
144: Johanna Konta is [Missing] but Heather Watson is [Missing]
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Post by euan707 » Mon Nov 10, 2014 8:17 pm

Series 1 Leaderboard

1. Aren142 - 159

2. row101 - 130
3. Kaeetayel - 112

4. ChaosControl - 98

5. Shyguy64 - 91

6. DarkRula - 75

7. Liberal - 71

8. RainbowGazelle - 52

9. Pyron - 49

10. Dix - 44

11. lmao - 43

12. ABoxerWhoIsPacifist - 35

13. Ironhide - 34

14. RichardUK - 26

15. Ghost - 20

16. K2 - 16

17. StriderHedgehog - 14
17. Killerkirby - 14

19. Moosenhagen - 13
19. Garf - 13
19. Gazooki - 13

22. ZeroJones - 12

23. BishBashBosh - 11

24. DJHero - 10
24. Galactik - 10

26. fluffyKittan - 9

27. TheImprobableOne - 8
27. Mr. EE - 8

29. Blaxel411 - 7

30. Twi - 6

31. ZeroJones - 5
31. JenovaPX - 5

33. Troggy - 3
33. Jezo - 3
33. Fabong - 3
33. Robbie - 3
33. BonafideGeengster- 3
33. Sabrofra - 3

39. GuitarHero - 2

40. KameRule - 1

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Post by euan707 » Mon Nov 10, 2014 8:20 pm

And so now for the first entry in the brand new series... To start us off, Scenes We'd Like To See:

Bad things to say in an interview

Knock yourselves out (not literally, that would probably hurt...)
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Post by ABoxerWhoIsPacifist » Mon Nov 10, 2014 11:49 pm

So, what am I signing up for?
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Post by Garf » Tue Nov 11, 2014 1:00 am

I'm alright with this guy hosting it Maybe should have asked first, but hey ho, I'd just ask that you use the OP from the old thread, including the banner

The OP is here, feel free to edit it to fit the new thread:

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[quote="TheImprobableOne"][size=50]This has passed through so many hands, but [url=http://forums.officialnintendomagazine.co.uk/viewtopic.php?f=17&t=77322]the last version[/url] was originally hosted by Numberish, Mr. Chewtoy and Rai13, so I'll give them credit for that.[/size]

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[size=50]Ta to Jackanapes who made the banner for the last thread, that has been reused here.[/size]

Hello, and welcome all to the brand new brand new Scene's We'd Like To See thread!

As many of you no doubt know, this game was previously run on this forum not too long ago, but was abandoned by it's hosts and various circumstance meant that the old thread began to fall apart, with the OP being impossible to update and so everything was made up and the points didn't matter, a format which has already been copyrighted. So it's now been rebooted/remade over here, with Garfield.01 and myself as judges and a fresh new leaderboard, but we're keeping the impressive number of rounds we've racked up. Expect lens flare and a guest appearance by an aged Numberish who will advise Garf on what to do.

For those who don't know, this game is based on the popular panel show [i]Mock the Week[/i] - there are two variations on the game. The first, Scene's We'd Like To See, works like this:

A topic will be given, for example, 'Bad Things to Say to Your Parents', and you give your funniest answers to this question, such as 'Whoops, hope you didn't like that car too much'. After a number of entries, they will all be judged with the third place gaining 1 point, second two, etc. You should only use original entries.

The second variation is 'If This is the Answer, What is the Question', which pretty much speaks for itself. You will be judged on the humour in your suggestions, and awarded points accordingly.

And as of the 25th round, the third variation was added to the game - the also popular 'Headliners' round from the show. A picture will be posted and a four-letter-abbreviation, and you must come up with a Newspaper headline vaguely related to the picture. Will once again be judged on the humour and cleverness of the entry.

[quote]
[size=150]THE NEW AND IMPROVED RULES[/size]
Break any of these and you face sanctions so... err, don't bother.

1) Do not submit any more than five entries in a single round - this prevents spam, which unfortunately closed the last version of the game.
2) Use ONLY original entries. This is not a game of see who can find the best quote from Mock the Week, or any like programme. We will find out if you have adapted a different answer!
3) Abide by the forum rules. Don't use starred language, or the mods will be called to clear up the mess and possibly PM you.
4) Do not argue with the judging of the game, or accuse bias. The judgers of this game have and always will judge fairly, no matter who it is entering and whether they are on a winning streak or not. The author is not looked at when choosing winners.
5) Have fun! Try to be as funny as possible - this should be a funny game to read through, so entertain yourselves :wink: [/quote][/quote]
And since I wont do it back on the old forum, here's the answers for the final round on ONM, Unlikely Tumblr Blogs

In Third Place...
Targey wrote:A Good Blog
Excuse you, I'll let you know that my blog about Sherlocks nose gets 3 reblogs every week


In Second place...
Geengy wrote:The not-porn Tumblr Blog!
This so unfortunately true


And winning the final first place (And overall first place...)
Kaeetayel wrote:"On the outside, I might look like a regular human male, but on the inside, I am actually a human male. Please refer to me as 'he'."
The rarest kind of Tumblr user

Congrats to everyone who posted over the months of the newest iteration of the thread, and hopefully it'll do well under the new management




Now, for my entry to this round...

'We're wearing the same suit? Did you get yours at the charity shop too?'
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Post by Kriken » Tue Nov 11, 2014 4:19 am

"Don't tell me I was supposed to be wearing pants."
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Post by euan707 » Tue Nov 11, 2014 5:21 pm

Edited the OP. Looks all nice now. Well, nicer than it looked before. So, a lot nicer then... :mrgreen:
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Post by randomidget » Tue Nov 11, 2014 7:20 pm

So, do you have plans for tonight?

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Post by row101 » Tue Nov 11, 2014 8:12 pm

So where do I go for my interview?
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Post by euan707 » Wed Nov 12, 2014 5:11 pm

Keep these coming guys, these are great, :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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Post by Pyron » Thu Nov 13, 2014 10:26 pm

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Post by euan707 » Fri Nov 14, 2014 9:25 pm

Aaand stop! Time's up on the first round here on SONM. I'm gonna take these entries away and pick my three favorites... Check back on Sunday for the winners and the new topic...
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Post by Kriken » Sat Nov 15, 2014 9:54 am

I think it would be better if we could post entries up until the results (and new round) were announced, like in the old thread. Better for the flow.
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Post by BonafideGeengster » Sat Nov 15, 2014 12:52 pm

liberal wrote:I think it would be better if we could post entries up until the results (and new round) were announced, like in the old thread. Better for the flow.
I agree. That said, I do think euan's doing a good job of hosting so far.
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Post by euan707 » Sat Nov 15, 2014 6:58 pm

I think you've got a fair enough point, that's what I'll do... I think I was just trying to avoid having someone enter an answer too late, but that's pretty unlikely... So yeah, rounds are now open till I post the results...
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Post by Kaeetayel » Sun Nov 16, 2014 6:08 pm

"You might be wondering why I'm not wearing any pants. Well, you see..."

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Post by euan707 » Sun Nov 16, 2014 6:48 pm

And the results are in...

In third place, and gaining 1 point,
row101 wrote:So where do I go for my interview?
Not a great thing to say, especially when going for a job at a Map Makers...


Taking second place, and the 3 points,
Garf wrote:'We're wearing the same suit? Did you get yours at the charity shop too?'
Actually, I stole mine off a homeless person, I don't sink to charity shop level...


Finally, taking first place in this first round...
Kaeetayel wrote:"You might be wondering why I'm not wearing any pants. Well, you see..."
No no no, you're meant to "imagine" that your interviewer is naked...

Congratulations to this week's winners. Next week's round is an "If this is the answer, what is the question?", the answer is
Pink and Fluffy
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What best describes euan707?

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