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Re: Met-tropolis - Girl House Invasion

Post by Edd » Fri Jul 17, 2015 3:28 pm

All relationships seem to be one kiss then they're never seen together again. Met-tropolis can't end until we see a couple WooHoo.
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Re: Met-tropolis - Girl House Invasion

Post by Met » Fri Jul 17, 2015 3:30 pm

Speaking of dogs and ghosts and woo-hoo, what's going on with the good captain?
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Re: Met-tropolis - Girl House Invasion

Post by TamzehVB » Fri Jul 17, 2015 3:36 pm

Nah, forget about the oldies, what's happening with the new arrivals?
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Re: Met-tropolis - Girl House Invasion

Post by Met » Fri Jul 17, 2015 3:38 pm

It's ok, Edd doesn't have a life, we can get both.
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Re: Met-tropolis - Girl House Invasion

Post by Ghost » Fri Jul 17, 2015 3:41 pm

That Fabong is one sly dog ;)
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Re: Met-tropolis - Girl House Invasion

Post by SupaWaluigi » Fri Jul 17, 2015 4:21 pm

Less of an Eastenders episode this update, more of a Hollyoaks one, what with all the Sims and events happening in the Girl House.

Not that I watch crappy soap operas though... (unless you count this thread as one)
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Re: Met-tropolis - Girl House Invasion

Post by OrangeRakoon » Fri Jul 17, 2015 5:35 pm

Mr. EE wrote:Thanks for including me in the dog adoption process RAKOON.
You can keep Mr Pickles that's the deal

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Re: Met-tropolis - Girl House Invasion

Post by Met » Fri Jul 17, 2015 5:42 pm

Not like you care about him.

Has he found his way home yet?
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Re: Met-tropolis - Girl House Invasion

Post by OrangeRakoon » Fri Jul 17, 2015 5:46 pm

I hope not

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Re: Met-tropolis - Girl House Invasion

Post by Mr. EE » Fri Jul 17, 2015 5:46 pm

Who's Mr Pickles?
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Re: Met-tropolis - Girl House Invasion

Post by Aren142 » Fri Jul 17, 2015 9:30 pm

I'm pretty sure he's Met-tropolis's equivalent of Plank.
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Re: Met-tropolis - Girl House Invasion

Post by Kaeetayel » Fri Jul 17, 2015 10:48 pm

Edd wrote:All relationships seem to be one kiss then they're never seen together again. Met-tropolis can't end until we see a couple WooHoo.
Me and Met

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Re: Met-tropolis - Girl House Invasion

Post by Edd » Sat Jul 18, 2015 12:09 pm

It's high time we check in on the lagfest that is the Sexpants Household!

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Featuring the Captain, Cavalry and his five fully grown dogs. With this many animals, Sexpants is forever trapped inside the barn being sniffed, barked at and nuzzled by his obsessed pets.

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Desperate for human interaction, it's party time!

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Soon enough the first guest to arrive is some NPC who was never even invited. Met-tropolis seems to have a serious NPC issue at the moment.

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But some familiar faces turn up not long after.

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As always, Doofus is the first on the dance floor!

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This happened.

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As the party continues, everyone moves out to the barn leaving Rakoon to dance alone.

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But all too soon it's over and everyone has headed home leaving Sexpants alone with the animals again.

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The only thing for it is some delicious mac and cheese, apparently none of the food the guests brought is good enough for the Captain.

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Mid-cooking however, Sexpants is distracted by whichever dog this is coming in all wet.

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He takes out his frustration at the wet dog by doing some manly chin ups, he totally didn't keep falling off.

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500 chin ups later, disaster strikes!

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Captain Sexpants is frozen in terror as he relives vivid flashbacks from his past life.

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Simultaneously, another disaster hits! Cheech Dog has fleas!

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While the Captain continues his screaming match with the fire, the animals are all much smarter and get outside to safety.

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Eventually, he remember's he's already dead and calms down a bit, stepping up and bravely tackles the fire with his mighty extinguisher!

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With the fire dealt with, he's given a measly $252 for the damage.

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Captain Sexpants ends his miserable day with a juice box, pondering if he should spend his limited funds on a new oven or a new TV.

OVEN vs TV

*~*VOTE NOW!*~*
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Re: Met-tropolis - Mac and Cheese with Sexpants

Post by ABoxerWhoIsPacifist » Sat Jul 18, 2015 12:13 pm

TV because TV cant kill you
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Re: Met-tropolis - Mac and Cheese with Sexpants

Post by row101 » Sat Jul 18, 2015 12:15 pm

Oven so we can have another fire, hopefully someone will die next time. We need some natural selection in Metropolis anyway.
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Re: Met-tropolis - Mac and Cheese with Sexpants

Post by Ghost » Sat Jul 18, 2015 12:49 pm

ABoxerWhoIsPacifist wrote:TV because TV cant kill you
The middle-aged housewives who complain about TV being a bad influence on kids would beg to differ.

That said, I'm also voting TV. Gotta see Edboy watching reruns of The Lion King!
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Re: Met-tropolis - Mac and Cheese with Sexpants

Post by LFF » Sat Jul 18, 2015 2:03 pm

Oven.
I used to be part of the community, now I just watch it...

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Re: Met-tropolis - Mac and Cheese with Sexpants

Post by Scapegoat » Sat Jul 18, 2015 3:25 pm

Neither, lets make him suffer for his incompetence.
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Re: Met-tropolis - Mac and Cheese with Sexpants

Post by Aren142 » Sat Jul 18, 2015 3:34 pm

More animals. Failing that, TV.
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Re: Met-tropolis - Mac and Cheese with Sexpants

Post by TamzehVB » Sat Jul 18, 2015 3:43 pm

row101 wrote:Oven so we can have another fire, hopefully someone will die next time. We need some natural selection in Metropolis anyway.
I think that only applies to the Party Boat.
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Re: Met-tropolis - Mac and Cheese with Sexpants

Post by Mr. EE » Sat Jul 18, 2015 8:27 pm

LFF wrote:Oven.
And get the cheapest one so that it's more likely to set fire.
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Re: Met-tropolis - Mac and Cheese with Sexpants

Post by Bix » Sat Jul 18, 2015 8:58 pm

I suspsect I've missed the boat here but it does look good reading the updates... wish I'd asked to be a part of this. Look forward to the next update anyways 8-)
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Re: Met-tropolis - Mac and Cheese with Sexpants

Post by Edd » Tue Jul 21, 2015 3:03 pm

A quick check in on the homeless guys!

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Most of them have gathered at the Cake Pleasure Dome which seems to have avoided the Met-pocalypse save for two missing Ice Blast Games.

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Waluigi has already adopted this suitably evil looking dog to chill with.

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Kirstin Law is at the Pleasure Dome too, looking for a fight as usual.

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Meanwhile, Omega Pit and Ruari have already managed to get a girl to join them in homelessness. Meet Tanesha Singleton!

Homeless people were boring so lets check in on Al, Casp and Jimothy!

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They've become a true family and adopted a dog!

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Perfect timing because it's Jimothy's birthday!

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But then these two guys just walk in...

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And feed baby Jimothy! (I have no idea why everyone suddenly has these room mates)

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Casp has more important things to worry about though, like organising the last minute party!

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After some top-notch decorating work, the guests start to arrive!

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I don't know why I even bother inviting so many people to these parties, it gets very confusing and impossible to follow!

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And then Casp goes and breaks the sink!

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And Al breaks the toilet! Truly the perfect couple. <3

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Eventually it's time for Jimothy to blow out the candles on his birthday cake! Rakoon sees this as the perfect time to leave.

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With the candles blown out, Rik helps himself while Jimothy is dumped on the floor to begin his terrifying transformation into Childhood.

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He's on his feet and sparkling!

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Happy Birthday! Unfortunately, the game confirms that Al and Casp haven't given him an easy upbringing...

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The transformation is complete and the once cute baby Jimothy now looks like this...

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The big day ends with daddy Casp reading him a bedtime story, so cute. <3
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Re: Met-tropolis - Jimothy's Birthday!

Post by Casplen » Tue Jul 21, 2015 3:19 pm

Jimothy has had the best upbringing, how dare they.

Side note, do we all get to name the dog?

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Re: Met-tropolis - Jimothy's Birthday!

Post by Mr. EE » Tue Jul 21, 2015 3:23 pm

Now little Jimothy looks like a creepy old guy.
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