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Christmas Cracker Jokes

Post by RichardUK » Sun Dec 27, 2015 1:40 pm

I am messing around with the tat out of crackers and thought I would share some of the jokes

Q. Whats the most sensible river in France?
A.The Seine

Q. Whats the smelliest animal on the farm?
A.The toilet duck

Q. How do you stop a skunk smelling?
A.Hold its nose

Q. What do acrobats like to drink?
A.Anything in a tumbler

Q.Why was the onion crying?
A.Because he accidentally cut himself

I will see if I can find any more of the jokes and post them

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Re: Christmas Cracker Jokes

Post by danbish » Mon Dec 28, 2015 10:45 am

Funnily enough my mam came across some old crackers a few weeks ago which she's had for years and was going to throw out. We pulled them before we did and the calibre of jokes inside was actually pretty decent. The favourite from the bunch was;

Were can you buy British Rail bubble gum?
On a chew chew train.

I won't tell you how much and long I laughed at that.

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Re: Christmas Cracker Jokes

Post by RichardUK » Mon Dec 28, 2015 11:40 am

Found some more!!

Q.Whats the fastest fish in the world?
A.A motor pike.

Q.What is Andy Murray's favourite dish?
A.Bangers and Smash.

Q.Whats ET short for?
A.Because he's only got little legs.

Q.Whats an airline pilot's favourite crisps?
A.Plain

Q.What do you call an elephant that flies?
A.A jumbo jet

Q.How do ducks like to round off a meal?
A.Cheese and quackers

Q.What did the coral do on January 1st?
A.Turned over a new reef

I think that is them all until new years day when I will open some more
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