The SONM Robot Wars Championship THE FINALE

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Re: The SONM Robot Wars Championship

Post by D.J » Thu Sep 01, 2016 6:40 pm

Excellent, i shall therefore submit the world's most resourceful robot..

KRYTEN

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Kryten may look weak, but he can plug pretty much any utensil/weapon directly into his groinal socket, and not only that, he'll happily do everyone's laundry without batting an eyelid. He is also highly durable, having been known to take an axe to the back, and crushed into a cube (among other things) whilst suffering zero long term damage.
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Re: The SONM Robot Wars Championship

Post by Troggy » Thu Sep 01, 2016 6:43 pm

DJ, you've just made this decision all worth it.
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Post by Rachel » Thu Sep 01, 2016 11:29 pm

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Re: The SONM Robot Wars Championship

Post by Troggy » Fri Sep 02, 2016 9:56 pm

Alrighty then! We now have 20 robots in the league, all ready to slice each other apart in a bloody mess for the sake of family-friendly entertainment.

Sign-ups are closed for real this time. Especially since D.J and Rachel raised the bar for contestants and I don't want it lowered again.

Anyway, let's separate the groups to see who fights who in the four-way preliminaries!
Group One:
Shinji's Mum, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, The Mighty Golden Homer and Megas
Group Two:
Shadow Labrys, Hetty the Hoover, Destructor and The Heinz Automato57
Group Three:
An oiled-up Jason Statham, a robot who is highly against robosexual relations, Mewtwoking and Connor
Group Four:
Henry the Hoover, Robot Santa, Porygon2 and a human skeleton
Group Five:
Rudol Von Stroheim, Horatio, Kryten and Motoko Kusanagi
All of the giant robots have been placed into Group One, as to have a fair-ish fight between the combatants.

The Group One Battle will be coming in a few hours/tomorrow! Until then, why don't you all have a nice chat about who you think will win?
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Re: The SONM Robot Wars Championship *Group One starts soon!

Post by Spilskinanka » Fri Sep 02, 2016 10:05 pm

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Re: The SONM Robot Wars Championship *Group One starts soon!

Post by Kappa » Fri Sep 02, 2016 10:05 pm

shinji's mum will win as her pilot has a genetic connection to her pilot and because shinji also wants to bang his other mum

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Re: The SONM Robot Wars Championship *Group One starts soon!

Post by Warmij » Fri Sep 02, 2016 10:07 pm

Well Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann is literally the size of a galaxy so I'm not really sure it's a fair fight

also Pie you should've chosen Super TTGL which is 58% the size of the whole universe. Just to really kick sand in everyone's eyes

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Re: The SONM Robot Wars Championship *Group One starts soon!

Post by Garf » Fri Sep 02, 2016 10:16 pm

shadow labrys isn't even a robot

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Re: The SONM Robot Wars Championship *Group One starts soon!

Post by PiGreat » Fri Sep 02, 2016 11:54 pm

i may have entered TTGL but my heart lies with the mighty golden homer
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Post by Twi » Sat Sep 03, 2016 12:49 am

so which of these robots can i put my dick in and which ones will comfort me afterwards?
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Post by PiGreat » Sat Sep 03, 2016 12:55 am

you can put your dick in any of them if you try hard enough
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Post by D.J » Sat Sep 03, 2016 6:36 am

Mighty Golden Homer should win the first bout easily.
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Re: The SONM Robot Wars Championship *Group One starts soon!

Post by AlterntiveAntagonist » Sat Sep 03, 2016 6:45 am

if you put your dick in henry i can guarantee you won't get it back

don't get too close you'll get sucked in well and truly scooped
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Post by PiGreat » Sat Sep 03, 2016 8:57 pm

round 1 when
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Re: The SONM Robot Wars Championship *Group One starts soon!

Post by Scapegoat » Sat Sep 03, 2016 9:01 pm

AlterntiveAntagonist wrote:if you put your dick in henry i can guarantee you won't get it back

don't get too close you'll get sucked in well and truly scooped
true for both henry's trust me I tried.
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Re: The SONM Robot Wars Championship *Group One starts soon!

Post by Garf » Sat Sep 03, 2016 9:31 pm

PiGreat wrote:round 1 when
right after the battle royale updates

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Post by HassyTheSassy » Sat Sep 03, 2016 11:21 pm

c'mon horatio
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Post by PiGreat » Sat Sep 03, 2016 11:57 pm

horatio or horat so biggah
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Re: The SONM Robot Wars Championship *Group One starts soon!

Post by Troggy » Sun Sep 04, 2016 1:23 am

PiGreat wrote:round 1 when
now, m8

LADIES AND GENTS! It's time for the Group One battle! As specified, it's a four-man battle royale, with the two remaining robots moving on to fight another day!
Let's remind ourselves of the contestants, shall we?

SONM user Kappa entered the Robot Wars championship with Unit-01 from Evangelion, or as he put it: Shinji's Mum! Piloted by the 14-year old Shinji Ikari, this robot shows great promise, not unlike No Man's Sky's many trailers.

Continuing the cult anime theme, PiGreat decided to enter Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann from Gurren Lagann (duh)! Piloted by Simon, the leader of Team Di-Gurren, this robot is the size of a galaxy (Which is totally fair in this match)!

Moving away from Japan, we find a more down-to-earth giant robot contestant. Rachel has entered their mighty marvel of design: The Mighty Golden Homer! Originally a dream of the bumbling safety inspector and family man Homer Simpson, this giant metal beast is covered in jewels, gold and all kinds of sparkly things! Surely all of that should cost more than $40,000?

Finally, we have another American contestant! SONM's resident artist beansontoast entered Megas into the fray! Modified and piloted by Coop from New Jersey (along with Kiva and Jamie), will Megas last longer in the fight than Megas XLR lasted on TV?

Now, ladies and gents! It's time for the battle, which (due to it's size) will be taking place on Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann itself!

3, 2, 1, ACTIVATE

Almost immediately, Megas and Unit-01 go at each other, exchanging blow after blow. In the meantime, Homer shouts down at the onlooking Earth, hoping to gain the attention of Lenny, who's newly-acquired telescope isn't zoomed in properly to see the spectacle. Oddly, Simon is unaware that a giant robot battle is taking place on the shins of TTGL. As time goes by, both Megas and Unit-01 are still scrapping between themselves, leaving themselves in a stalemate. All the while, Homer stays at the sidelines, blissfully wondering if Lenny even had a telescope to begin with.

Eventally, a loud explosion is heard from the side of TTGL's shin! Homer looks back at the area to find Unit-01 in smithereens! Megas had finally decided to break out it's missiles, even though they could have been used way before then! In the rubble, a dying Shinji crawls out, muttering to himself about his mother. Of course, much like No Man's Sky, Unit-01 disappointed all of us.

Right after Shinji's mother pulled a Bambi, Megas runs straight after Homer, who has only just now realised that he doesn't know how to fight. As Homer cowers before Megas and it's many weapons, a giant metal finger comes down, catching the surprise of both Homer and Megas. As it turns out, Simon was so bored in the middle of the battle, he decided to move TTGL's arms around to see if he could make it do a silly pose, with it's hand scraping along it's legs in the process. In a fast and timely fashion, the finger scrapes along the ground, narrowly missing Homer as Megas is swiftly crushed into a metallic pancake. But hey! Megas XLR is a kid's show, so Coop and the others didn't die, right? Oh wait, there's blood. A lot of blood. Ah well. This leaves us with our semi-finalists, TTGL and TMGH!

THE WINNERS ARE TENGEN TOPPA GURREN LAGANN AND THE MIGHTY GOLDEN HOMER! HOORAY!

Our next bout is Group Two, which is much less galaxy-sized! We'll be back in a jiffy, after these messages!
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Post by PiGreat » Sun Sep 04, 2016 5:33 pm

Best possible result tbh
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Post by Shio hime » Sun Sep 04, 2016 5:43 pm

It's a fix the fan favourites are winning to preserve the ratings.
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Post by mewthree » Sun Sep 04, 2016 5:47 pm

Shio hime wrote:It's a fix the fan favourites are winning to preserve the ratings.
Are you telling me robot fighting isn't real, like wrestling, but fixed, like boxing?
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Post by Shio hime » Sun Sep 04, 2016 5:58 pm

Yes.
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Re: The SONM Robot Wars Championship *Group One Battle START

Post by Garf » Sun Sep 04, 2016 6:32 pm

shinji is the favourite though, what is this upset

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Post by beansontoast » Sun Sep 04, 2016 7:06 pm

But hey! Megas XLR is a kid's show, so Coop and the others didn't die, right? Oh wait, there's blood. A lot of blood. Ah well.
WEAK
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