Worst. Music. Ever.

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Worst. Music. Ever.

Post by D.J » Tue Mar 08, 2016 9:26 am

We've all heard bad songs over the years, but occasionally, a track is released that is so unbelievably awful that from the first time we hear it, it sticks in our minds as a true beacon of horrendousness (especially if said track goes on to become commercially successful and thus ends up being played everywhere).

This thread therefore, is a place where we can share the worst of the worst, songs so bad, they would likely burn a hole in Room 101 so that they could unleash their nightmare content on an unsuspecting world once more.

I'll get things started with a couple of notorious stinkers...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjW8wmF5VWc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEe_eraFWWs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k85mRPqvMbE
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Re: Worst. Music. Ever.

Post by fluffyKittan » Tue Mar 08, 2016 9:42 am

Those are all classics you just hate life don't you DJ. Are you actually Craig David :^)
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Re: Worst. Music. Ever.

Post by D.J » Tue Mar 08, 2016 2:25 pm

fluffyKittan wrote:Are you actually Craig David :^)
No, but i liked his music, especially 7 Days.

Shame Leigh Francis managed to indirectly kill his career really.
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Post by andymck » Tue Mar 08, 2016 2:43 pm

Oh BOY this should be fun:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0

le obvious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDK9QqIzhwk

the CHEESE gooseberry fool me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ9rUzIMcZQ

Overplayed, convoluted, nonsensical; is this a bait? Who knows.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B77YyUdNbTU

Come ON Hopsin you're a man in his 30s writing a song about the friend zone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qkuu0Lwb5EM

Serious contender for the most annoying song of all time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLyw7jytykE

Oh look at me technology is so evil why can't it be like the GOOD OLD DAYS gooseberry fool me and to think this was number one
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Re: Worst. Music. Ever.

Post by Scapegoat » Tue Mar 08, 2016 4:41 pm

crazy frog ruined axel f.

beverly hills cop trilogy was amazing and faltemeyer composed an awesome 80's melody with axel f and crazy frog goes and ruins it.

in any case, I've got the winner lads, I think this is so bad that it's actually really good so I take every opportunity to slap it in every playlist just to get reactions from mates when it plays.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0zhXQdmnI0

from their album erotic diarrhea fantasy which has possibly the best name and album art of any album ever.
make sure to check the description for the lyrics of this masterpiece.
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Re: Worst. Music. Ever.

Post by Rachel » Tue Mar 08, 2016 5:55 pm

100% agree on bohemian rhapsody, swear people only say they like it because of its reputation, its complete garbage


i feel like something like blood on the dancefloor is too easy so im gonna put this one into the pot:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzLZN1K-PUE
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Re: Worst. Music. Ever.

Post by HassyTheSassy » Tue Mar 08, 2016 8:30 pm

:mrgreen:

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Post by Troggy » Tue Mar 08, 2016 9:00 pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h37KQu64RY4

Apparently, this stinker was at Number One in the UK charts for a while. Don't know how though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pgPq4FGWfk

I wouldn't be surprised if this song played in every single one of Jamie Oliver's nightmares.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyhrYis509A

eton mess doesn't do this one justice. It's indescribable garbage that wouldn't even be seen dead near the dustbins of children's marketing departments (Which, come to think of it, describes the rest of these songs quite well).
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Re: Worst. Music. Ever.

Post by Yinga Garten » Tue Mar 08, 2016 9:38 pm

Rachel wrote:i feel like something like blood on the dancefloor is too easy so im gonna put this one into the pot:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzLZN1K-PUE
Even worse listening to it when you know Radke is a known woman beater and racist.

Also some more Falling in Reverse which is unbearable and genuinely concerning.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcbOfVKSMkA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJQch1teoSA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bw5ZYNucLtA

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Re: Worst. Music. Ever.

Post by andymck » Tue Mar 08, 2016 9:44 pm

Yinga Garten wrote: Even worse listening to it when you know Radke is a known woman beater and racist.
Oh thanks for the reminder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVg2EJvvlF8
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Post by Met » Tue Mar 08, 2016 10:09 pm

I saw Bon Jovi in this thread and I'm sickened.

Good troll.
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Re: Worst. Music. Ever.

Post by Rachel » Wed Mar 09, 2016 3:17 am

Yinga Garten wrote:
Rachel wrote:i feel like something like blood on the dancefloor is too easy so im gonna put this one into the pot:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzLZN1K-PUE
Even worse listening to it when you know Radke is a known woman beater and racist.

Also some more Falling in Reverse which is unbearable and genuinely concerning.
yea as if the racist video wasnt bad enough the lyrics in bad girls club are disgusting when you know what theyre about. i do think "alone" is on the level of so bad its funny though and not just genuinely bad like the rest of the ones posted
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Post by D.J » Wed Mar 09, 2016 7:45 am

Troggy wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h37KQu64RY4

Apparently, this stinker was at Number One in the UK charts for a while. Don't know how though.
It was christmas, plus all us then kids thought he was cool.

On a seperate note...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1l52QZmN1Gs

Even people who liked this must know deep down that it was rubbish.
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Re: Worst. Music. Ever.

Post by Yinga Garten » Wed Mar 09, 2016 12:12 pm

Log off and never come back, for the benefit of the whole forum.

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Post by D.J » Wed Mar 09, 2016 2:17 pm

Yinga Garten wrote:Log off and never come back, for the benefit of the whole forum.
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Post by danbish » Wed Mar 09, 2016 6:25 pm

I hated that Crazy Frog back in the day and I still do just as much now. Also anything that's made by Justin Beiber (big headed, full of himself prick), and that flaming Gummi Bear "song". That 7 Years song currently at number 1, I really hate that tune.
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Re: Worst. Music. Ever.

Post by OrangeRakoon » Thu Mar 10, 2016 9:56 am

gooseberry fool you guys

My contribution to this thread is anything described as metal

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Post by Kesskuron » Thu Mar 10, 2016 11:25 am

OrangeRakoon wrote:My contribution to this thread is anything described as metal
Really? All metal of all kinds ever? I'm not a massive fan of it myself, it's like the absolutle antithesis to the kind of music I typically listen to but I do enjoy some of it, although it's mostly early stuff like Led Zeppelin & Black Sabbath
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Re: Worst. Music. Ever.

Post by Kriken » Thu Mar 10, 2016 12:21 pm

Dunno. What Does the Fox Say, I guess.
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Post by OrangeRakoon » Thu Mar 10, 2016 3:59 pm

I've edited all of the embedded youtube videos to links instead, as more than a couple of embedded videos per page significantly affects load times. If we can keep to links here (and in threads like this) that'd be great.
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OrangeRakoon wrote:My contribution to this thread is anything described as metal
Really? All metal of all kinds ever? I'm not a massive fan of it myself, it's like the absolutle antithesis to the kind of music I typically listen to but I do enjoy some of it, although it's mostly early stuff like Led Zeppelin & Black Sabbath
I'm sure there must be exceptions, but most of what I have ever heard described as some kind of metal has been offensively unlistenable.

I like Led Zeppelin but I would not have thought they were described as a metal band. They are rock, surely?

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Post by Kesskuron » Thu Mar 10, 2016 4:10 pm

Wikipedia says otherwise
Therefore it is unquestionable truth
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Re: Worst. Music. Ever.

Post by Met » Thu Mar 10, 2016 4:22 pm

All metal is the same. It's all trash.

And that's only a very vague tree. I'd say there's enough difference between subgenres to double it.
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Re: Worst. Music. Ever.

Post by OrangeRakoon » Thu Mar 10, 2016 4:41 pm

Hey now, I didn't say it was all the same. I just said I didn't like any of it 8^)

But from that chart I'd give you Early Punk, some of Early Metal, a little of Pop Metal, a little of Grunge and a little of Hard Alternative that I'd happily listen to. So I revise my answer to all of the other categories listed. Although as unclassifiable music genres are it does seem like a bit of a stretch to group The Clash, The Ramones and the Sex Pistols under the term metal when we have Punk as its definite own thing
Kesskuron wrote:Wikipedia says otherwise
Therefore it is unquestionable truth
Led Zeppelin were an English rock band formed in London in 1968.
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Re: Worst. Music. Ever.

Post by JenovaPX » Thu Mar 10, 2016 4:45 pm

Genres
Hard rock blues rock folk rock heavy metal
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