Big Brother 2016

[RichardUK]

This years Big Brother has started with the tagline "everything has changed" (or something like that) and it hasn't really changed, they have made a second house but it is still on the lines of previous years where they fake evict people into a different area where they can watch the house and cause trouble to the housemates by completing pre-set tasks

It seems like the normal big brother mix of people, women who think they are incredibly good looking, extremely camp men etc,

[RainbowGazelle]

I doubt anyone with a functioning brain actually cares.

[Sabrofra]

I doubt anyone with a functioning brain actually cares.

Agreed. Big Brother is the biggest load of eton mess on TV.

[D.J]

It just looks like the usual bunch of idiots and show offs, i saw a few minutes while channel hopping the other night and none of them were even remotely likeable.

[Chocolate-Milk]

Saw the first episode, absolute garbage as usual.

[beansontoast]

its..

its still going ?

[Crisps]

great banter television, lock up a load of freaks and see what happens

[Fabong]

my favourite big brother was the one with the reverse beartraps

[Crisps]

my favourite Big Brother was when russell brand bread and buttered on his chips

[Fabong]

my favourite Big Brother was when Garf picked his nose so much it bled and the doctor had to tell him to stop doing that

[Crisps]

my favourite big borther was when garf went to a party in alton towers and lost his trousers during the cha cha slide

[Fabong]

my favourite big brother was when garf's anime figurine in his hand luggage caused a case of mistaken identity in which he was accused of being with Our Boys The IRA

[Crisps]

my favourite big bother was when a disastrous case of mistaken identity caused garf to tell jenny that he was scandalously in love with Serena when really the information was intended for serena herself

[Fabong]

my favourite big brother was when garf thought he could affect the outcome of the american election without even being an american

[Crisps]

my favourite big brother was when garf went to a melee tournament and even he was compelled to recoil from the smell

[Fabong]

my favourite big brother was when garf posted about his love life on a nintendo forum and then she dumped him

[Crisps]

my favourite Big Brother was when garf called someone a knickerbocker glory and then claimed he was hacked and then threatened to do himself a danger and then logged off

[Fabong]

my favourite big brother was when garf got banned for repeatedly posting reaction images in a thread that was already spam anyway

[Crisps]

my favourite big brother was when garf posted several unrelated messages of banter in a big brother thread for which the banter was not designed and got banned from the messageboard

[Fabong]

my favourite big brother was when garf got the job, the girl, the dream life he always wanted and lived happily ever after, unaware or at least unbothered by the sweaty nerds of the world and their relentless crusade against anything that didn't fit their ideal, safe in the knowledge that he was building towards a better future for all people, including the angry little boys of the world who may not deserve to be saved, but would receive his righteous benevolence anyway, for he forgave them and knew that in time they would come to see things his way

[Rachel]

neither of you are funny

anyway my favourites so far are andy and lateysha and i HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE marco (and laura) he is so put on and has absolutely no personality and his laugh is the most annoying thing ive ever heard.. also that story about spending £250k was repulsive GET A JOB

also the old white woman in the other house i forgot her name is boring she needs to go

[Crisps]

I think we are both funny; I am full of self-confidence and only care about the opinions of my friends

lateysha is from my area and i can confirm that she is as big a freak in real life, entertainingly poor of character tbh the valleys was the nadir and thus also the peak of those scripted reality shows

[RichardUK]

Up to yet I don't really like any of them apart from Georgina she seems nice and also Alex although he hasn't had much air time yet so hard to judge

[Crisps]

quite like that jackson fella tbh he seems like a harmless buffoon where most of the rest are actively awful, of course the more awful they are the better tho

[PGTV]

I caught a tiny amount yesterday by accident...


They're all brats who are so self-centred and all "oooh I'm offended, you can't do this"

Got physically angry watching.