Terrible Song Lyrics

[D.J]

There have been many songs over the years with quality lyrics that make them utterly timeless.

Others however have popped up from time to time with lyrics so unbelievably godawful, you can't believe they were even released, let alone became hits.

This thread therefore, is for songs with the very worst lyrics you can find, songs so dreadful, they should have been strangled at birth.

Here's a couple of examples to get you going...

Rihanna: Work

"Work, work, work, work, work, work
You see me I be work, work, work, work, work, work
You see me do me dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt
There's something 'bout that work, work, work, work, work, work
When you a gon' learn, learn, learn, learn, learn, learn
Me na care if me tired, tired, tired, tired, tired, tired"

Silento: Watch Me

Now watch me whip (kill it!)
Now watch me nae nae (okay!)
Now watch me whip whip
Watch me nae nae (want me do it?)
Now watch me whip (kill it!)
Watch me nae nae (okay!)
Now watch me whip whip
Watch me nae nae (can you do it?)
Now watch me
Ooh watch me, watch me
Ooh watch me, watch me
Ooh watch me, watch me
Ooh ooh ooh ooh
Ooh watch me, watch me
Ooh watch me, watch me
Ooh watch me, watch me
Ooh ooh ooh ooh
Do the stanky leg, do the stanky leg
Do the stanky leg, do the stanky leg
Do the stanky leg, do the stanky leg
Do the stanky leg, do the stanky leg
Now break your legs
Break your legs
Tell 'em "break your legs"
Break your legs
Now break your legs
Break your legs
Now break your legs
Break your legs
Now watch me (bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop)
Now watch me (bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop)

Fatboy Slim: Eat Sleep Rave Repeat

So there was this DJ who was like kicking off
I don’t know what he was doing
But it was sick man
Like, he was like
Hands in the air
And then this cat walked in
You know, not like a cat
Like a feline cat
Like a real, like you know
Like
You know what I’m saying dog
Like cats and dogs
It was raining
It wasn’t raining
We were raving

So yeah, terrible song lyrics, go!

[Chocolate-Milk]

I was gonna say the whole of Man's Not Hot, but I've just found out it's a joke, and now my whole world view is crumbling from the disappointment.

[danbish]

I present you the lyrics to the Fast Food song:

Can I take your order please?
Let's eat to the beat

[Hook]
A Pizza Hut, a Pizza Hut
Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut
A Pizza Hut, a Pizza Hut
Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut
McDonald's, McDonald's
Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut
McDonald's, McDonald's
Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut

[Verse 1]
You like it, you love it
You know you really want it
The voices I hear
Whenever you're around

[Verse 2]
I want it, I need it
Nothing else can beat it
Hot and spicy
Whenever I'm in town

[Verse 3]
Enticing, exciting
Aroma so inviting
And when it hits
Me, I wanna take you home

[Verse 4]
Trust me, you must see
Just what you're doing to me
Driving me crazy
Hungry to the bone

[Pre-Hook]
I think of you and lick my lips
You've got the taste I can't resist
Can't resist
Can't resist
Let's eat to the beat

[Hook] x2

[Bridge]
Would you like that to go?
Any sauces?

[Verse 5]
You're so sweet and you're neat
You knock me off my feet
You're chunky and hunky
I'm coming back for more

[Verse 6]
Your taste all embraces
I gotta sing your praises
Just savour the flavours
Waiting at your door

[Pre-Hook]

[Hook] x2

[Verse 7]
Does anyone fancy a shake?
Shake
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Shake it to the left
Shake it to the right
Let's shake
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

[Pre-Hook]

[Hook]



Thank you and goodnight.

[Kappa]

i makes stacks of cash you make cashews
i go hard, STATUES

[Scapegoat]

I was gonna say the whole of Man's Not Hot, but I've just found out it's a joke, and now my whole world view is crumbling from the disappointment.

unironically the best song of 2017

[Vtheyoshi]

I was gonna say the whole of Man's Not Hot, but I've just found out it's a joke, and now my whole world view is crumbling from the disappointment.

It's genius and you know it
my favourite part is how like half the people in the club seem to treat it like an actual serious song whenever it plays

[Rik]

My flatmate went to see Big Shaq live the other week lol

[Rawrgna]

i makes stacks of cash you make cashews
i go hard, STATUES

"I woke up in the morning,
Hard like morning wood in the morning
Woke up thinking about my component
E.T. own the mic phone the homeland"

Truly Will.i.am is the lyrical master of all time

[D.J]

i makes stacks of cash you make cashews
i go hard, STATUES

"I woke up in the morning,
Hard like morning wood in the morning
Woke up thinking about my component
E.T. own the mic phone the homeland"

Truly Will.i.am is the lyrical master of all time

Yep, definitely, here's another of his...

Cos of my hump (ha), my hump, my hump, my hump (what).
My hump, my hump, my hump (ha), my lovely lady lumps (Check it out)