Mafia Souls - Night 6

[fluffyKittan]

At this point it's irrelevant whether me or Chris joins the village side if there isn't a village left for us to win with. this is an obvious mafia move Lynch Scapegoat

[PiGreat]

Lynch Scapegoat

[Pepsi Supreme]

With nowhere to run, Scapegoat faced justice with terror in his eyes.

-VICTORY ACHIEVED-

You are aligned with the Mafia, and win when you outnumber all other factions.

NOTE: Please remember to include "Souls Mafia” or "Mafia Souls" in the title of your Night Action PMs. This is just to ensure it won't get lost among other PMs. Thanks.

Dusk falls upon Lordran, and what protection the sun's warmth may bring to Lordran vanishes.



Night begins.

Send all PMs to Nofes. Deadline is 10pm, 25th of February, but if all night actions have been sent before then and I'm awake, the next day phase will begin.

[andymck]

Any chance of an update?

[Scapegoat]

I think corin has forgotten about us tbh.

[Shio hime]

>Runs mafia
>Doesn't even update
:^)

[AlterntiveAntagonist]

i win

i just checked it says i win

you can all go home now

[Aren142]

Congrats AA on your win, fully deserved.

[Nofes]

Expect an update in the coming days. Corin and I are busy playing 3 and may change up characters to reflect a change in lore.

- Nofes xx

[AlterntiveAntagonist]

but i already won

[komodo joe]

when's the update

[Nofes]

Well, here's the truth. Might as well tell you after all of this time.

On February 25th Corin and I were getting ready to throw out an update, when out of nowhere Corin's place got raided by the police because of an anonymous tipoff that he had a stockpile of heroin underneath his floorboards. Turned out that Corin was in fact in possession of not only heroin, but also had a basement filled with marijuana plants and a few illegal documents, the contents of which I'm sure you'll understand are confidential. I wasn't really sure what was happening over the next few days, so I waited for word from Corin before I did anything. Turned out that Corin got his internet privileges fairly quickly in prison, which says more about the prison system in this country that anything else, but I digress. He contacted me shortly after, telling me that he needed to get out and that he wouldn't let me update the thread until he had his freedom. After a few difficult weeks of talking to him through an untraceable text based client on Tor, we came up with something.

Fast forward to about the end of March, I had been in a hotel near Corin's prison for a few days. I'd managed to get some people involved that could help us get Corin out, and somehow bribed a lovely prison warden named Peter into helping us from the inside. After lights out, Peter and a team of black hats we found on a UK based forum's irc chatroom killed all communications and power within the prison from the outside, whisking Corin out whilst the night guards worked on fixing the problem. The operation was a success, but then Corin dropped something even bigger on me that would once more impede the process of updating the Mafia, which was the sole reason we busted him out. Dark Souls 3 was just around the corner, and he wanted to alter roles for even more lore accuracy.

"What if the first son of Gwyn is revealed in this? We can't leave something that important out of the game!" "What if recurring characters change? We might need to change their allegiance!" "What happens if we find out more about the Furtive Pygmy! I don't want Guwuh to complain about the lore - not again!" Corin was beyond help. He was seeing a therapist for most of the time between the breakout and the inevitable release of the game, but nothing would cure his madness. We tried everything. Aromatherapy, CBT, antibiotics, electroshock therapy. Nothing would work, so in the last days leading up to Dark Souls 3, we hoped that he would be cured by the game, so we left him to it.

Since then, Corin has been glued to his TV, unable to move. Out of respect for him, I'm not going to update this game. You all may want to finish your game, but I want to cure not only my co-host, but also my friend.

I hope you all understand. This is all for Corin, who is stricken with madness. So detached from reality that he believes Dark Souls 3 to be the best game in the series.

Thanks.

[euan707]

What does it say about corin when I actually almost believed this until like half way through the first paragraph.

[komodo joe]

lynch shio hime

[Shio hime]

I'll put you in the ground.

liverpool tart.

[komodo joe]

i'll just respawn at the nearest bonfire so it's ok

[Kappa]

whens the update, really want this game to finish it deserves it

[Scapegoat]

update when we can't leave this hanging

[Kappa]

dark souls is really bad so you all lose except euan because he gave me his role pm on night 1 and i wasn't playing the game

postgame: tsf kill it