Scenes We'd Like to See/What is the Question!

[ZeroJones]

Jesus lead them to the top of the mountain to pray. He said unto the twelve, "I tell you most solemnly, I like big butts and I cannot lie. You other brothers can't deny: when a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist and a round thing in your face, you think things that would see you cast out of the Kingdom of Heaven."

[Kriken]

"You shall not pass!" Gandalf said, closing the red sea.

[euan707]

"And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster."


In third place (we don't know who came fourth),

And the Lord spoke unto thee; "Thou shalt not posteth memes from 4chan upon SONM"

Bit too late for that I'm afraid...


In second place (and winning a kettle!)

And it was all a dream.

Don't you Mario Bros 2 me...


And, in first place (winning a top of the range fridge),

“Let him who is without sin among you be the first to throw a stone at her. However, let anyone who has a Super Soaker fire away.”

I mean, that sounds completely fair...


A good turn out this round, hopefully we can carry it over to next round. Speaking of which, it's another "Missing Words" round. This week's round is taken from out guest publication, "Seagull Weekly", and the headline is Seagull [Missing] After Falling Into [Missing]. Good luck.

[Aren142]

Seagull Becomes Superhero After Falling Into Nuclear Reactor.

[Fabong]

Seagull Missing Dignity After Falling Into Scenes We'd Like To See

[IronHide]

Seagull Eaten After Falling Into KFC fryer.

[shy guy 64]

seagull pancake after falling to speeding traffic

[GuitarHero]

Seagull accused of being foreign invader after falling into referendum debate

[euan707]

Hello there. Yes, I'm on time today...


In third place,

seagull pancake after falling to speeding traffic

#PrayforSeagull


Taking second place,

Seagull Eaten After Falling Into KFC fryer.

Finger licken' good.


And, in first place,

Seagull Becomes Superhero After Falling Into Nuclear Reactor.

Is it a bird!? Is it a plane!? It's a bird!?


The correct answer was of course "Seagull dyed orange after falling into vat of curry". Go figure.


Thanks for playing everyone, our next few rounds will be E3 based (I wonder why), and first up, we have a "What is the question" round, and the answer is E3 2016. Oh, the creativity hurts...

[GuitarHero]

What did Nintendo forget to put in their diaries this year?

[Aren142]

I have a bucket with five holes in, what leaks more than my bucket?

[RichardUK]

What is E3 called this year?

[DarkRula]

What event this year will be compared to the EU referendum years down the line?

[ZeroJones]

What was the last move in this year's Battleships Championships?

[shy guy 64]

what is the sequal to e3 2015

[euan707]

Zelda was on and I'm not even late are you proud of me.


In third place,

What did Nintendo forget to put in their diaries this year?

I dunno man, either that or their 8 hour stream was just a coincidence.


Taking second place,

I have a bucket with five holes in, what leaks more than my bucket?

You should probably get a new bucket. Just a thought...


And, in first place,

What was the last move in this year's Battleships Championships?

It was a close match too.


Our next round is also E3 themed, however this time a little more Nintendo related. This round is a "Scenes We'd Like to See" round, and the topic is Things you can't use as a weapon in the new Zelda. Good luck.

[Aren142]

Magic fuelled by the blood of your victims.

[RichardUK]

HMS Astute

[shy guy 64]

boris johnston

[GuitarHero]

Tingle's panties

[Aren142]

Navi.

[ZeroJones]

Your feet.

[Kriken]

The still-beating heart of a bokoblin.

[euan707]

Results time.


In third place,

The still-beating heart of a bokoblin.

I will beat you to death with your brother.


Taking second place,

Tingle's panties

Uh... thanks for that image


And, in first place,

Navi.

"Hey listen!"
*Thump*


Thanks for taking part this round folks. Now for some exciting news (for me that is...). I'm heading off to America for a week on Tuesday, so won't be around to update. I'll leave you with a Headliners round for the week, and if someone wants to post a new round on Thursday, do feel free. I'll be back a week today with a new round ect. Any problems please send them to

Mr Orange Rakoon
SONM Headquarters
London
Scotland

For now though, here's my going away gift.

Here's Donald Trump, but what does T.M.A.G. stand for?

[Aren142]

"Too Muslim!" - Angry Gorilla